Friday, December 13, 2013

Overheard At The Wal-Mart

Yep, got thrown out of another bakery
Great week on the road in Ohio and West Virginia, even got to see Jackson Thursday night on the way home. TAR has the house looking like Christmas, no more travel, tons of paperwork but that's OK, we'll get there.
Oh yes, two two-hour shifts at Wally World ringing the Salvation Army bell has been..............   enlightening. Two samples:
Guy standing at the entrance door with a red solo cup: "It's good Kentucky bourbon and I ain't going to pour it out or leave it in the car!" (glug glug glug)
Obese woman walking on bum legs while pulling at her waistline: "One of these days I'm going to have to break down and just go buy myself a belt"
Correlation: One having, one needing a ...................................belt.
Merry Christmas!

Dueling Banjos No, the odd looking young man did not play the banjo in the movie, here is how the movie-magic people did it: Fake sleeves !!...