Friday, July 15, 2011

July 15, 2010
Is Nudity Next?

After a considerable jump in viewers this week after my sensual dance with Turret's Syndrome, I'm thinking of new ways to lure in readers............................Nudity? Partial nudity? Your thoughts?
Not a bad week although my body continues to disintegrate; everything else seemed to get fixed this week: Dink's van, Jackson's Honda, TAR's Honda, the big boat, the yellow boat........... all were in the shop or being worked on at home. Oh yes, the motorcycle is still in the shop in Beaufort, seems the universal joint broke. Wonder who was in charge of re-fastening that important item? Wonder who I could blame that on? Yep, me, no one else; I seem to remember loosening it to reposition the rear drive assembly and..........................
....................................well, you get the idea; hope you like this picture from my school daze, only one of me that made the annual
The week ended up on a better note though, so I'm not complaining. I made some calls.....oh yeah, I forgot who is reading. Anyway, yadda yadda yadda long story short I got a free manicure and needed a box car to bring home the orders.
And another week in NC is in the books, heading out next weekend for Yankee-land. Alert the officials, TSA, and the appropriate wildlife officers: the Rileys are heading north.

3 comments:

Kevin said...

Does the Haynes or whatever maintenance manual you have list the tools & time required and have a 'checklist' of each maintenance task?

oldparatrooper said...

Dear Mr.Riley,
On behalf of the CSX Railroad, thank you for your order of one boxcar to bring you the orders you wrote this past week. The boxcar will be delivered on our spur going to the NC Port at Morehead. There is plenty of parking room there since they are all in secret meetings to build the sulphur processing plant on the port site without the public knowing about it.

John said...

Kevin: in motorrad world we use a Clymer's Manual which is very helpful; or at least it would be if I ever read and used it.............

OP: thanks for the boxcar, please clean out the wood chips and phosphate. Just wondering, can I put mercury in there? I mean like a mercury comet, not the element, he he, what would I do with mercury, he he. Nothing to see here, keep moving, these are not the droids you are looking for............

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