December 30, 2011
Master Dong?

A new neighbor to Morehead City, please welcome Master Dong, or is it Grandmaster Dong? Either way he's a hell of a Dong.

.....................always said, you can't write stuff as funny as what you see around you if you just take time to look.
And speaking of funny looking things, we all had a good time at Christmas. In-laws and out-laws gathered here and there to swap presents, insults, and just blatant lies. I of course led the pack. We all got through it without too many fights, shootings and muggings, although there was one cousin who was packing a boxcutter just in case. Luckily there was no case, although an obviously inebriated Uncle Darth Vadar kept telling everyone that "he felt their presents." We had a good time even though we are all dealing with a few empty seats. We go on.

TAR must have been a really good girl, or is that a really bad girl I forget..........because she got an I-pad. She has really enjoyed playing with it, much to the delight of our children we've taken Face Time to a new level.

Skuttle was closed this week and here it is Friday morning and I haven't gotten 1/10th of my catchup work done. Hell's bells, but it has been a restful week anyway. Jackson returned his second degree of Masonry Tuesday night and is now ready to be raised to Master Mason next Tuesday night. We went to a high school basketball game/fight, played some golf,and plan to fish today.
A High old time is planned for Saturday night as the one and only Fishin Optishin and wife invade Morehead City for an evening of fun and debauchery. Once again for the (insert unknown year amount here, want to take a guess?) consecutive time we will hopefully stay awake long enough to welcome in 2012. At some point we need to actually figure out how long we've been doing this; I date it to 1985 or 1986. Gets harder and harder to stay awake each year......... Watch the news to see how good a time we have.
And in honor or Bart Rittner's passing; "walk good everybody"
Happy new year and best wishes for a prosperous and healthy 2012.

December 23, 2011
Zip Ah Dee Doo Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know you're busy with last minute Christmas stuff so I'll be brief:
Great week on the cold eastern shore; had to go to New Bern for some banking business for Dink and was able to ride the old motorcycle. Got rid of a lot of paper on my desk. I'm not a tree-hugger but have really started tuning in to how much paper we use spreading information. I could save Wells Fargo a couple of million easily..............
Happy Festivus for the rest of us. Grab your stainless pole and let the Airing of the Grievances begin, and I have a lot of problems with you people!
Now, on to the Zip Mart to buy TAR's present.
Oh and the procedure: clean as a whistle so that's very good news. want to look at a picture from my colonoscopy?
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They put Daddy's marker up this week so we'll run Dink by there Saturday morning, then to Durham and Clayton and back home. Christmas is here Sunday morning, the Sanford crew will be here for a couple of days and then a week away from the office, well sort of; still have plenty of catching up to do before the new year.
Merry Christmas to all

December 16, 2011
Christmas Is Coming!

Ready or not, Christmas is right around the corner. Another week of travel hustling Skuttle products to anyone who will listen; left Monday, spent quality time with Jackson at a truck stop outside Emporia, VA, then worked in MD, PA, NJ, back to MD and VA and home late last night. Not a bad week, now ready for the holidays.
Took Dink to the Christmas parade last Saturday. We set up on the railroad tracks across from the church, the parade lasted nearly an hour. It's fun to be near the beginning, the USMC band always starts by playing the Marine Hymn. I can't help but remember Gomer singing that with a bucket on his head..............this here's my favorite part. Anyway, I haven't had the opportunity to take either or my grandchildren to a parade yet, but I got a good idea of what that will be like last week. It was fun watching Dink point out things to everyone around, you know like "here comes a float" and "wonder who that is? Oh he's the mayor" "where is that band from? Oh there it says it on the banner"..........yeah, things like that. And fun for the nearby seven year old girl turned grandma-sitter as Dink begged for candy being thrown from the floats. Yep, good times; actually it was, wore her out for the day
At every parade I can't help but think about the Booker T. Washington band from years gone by. Might not be PC but it was a lot of fun watching that band. Seems like Rod Hoell got in a little trouble for imitating them when we were in junior high..................

After the parade I worked in the office most of Saturday, but had the television on and caught some of the Army-Navy game. As usual I couldn't tell you the score or much about the game but I always try to catch that. Not too interested in sports these days, I'm in jazz and felt berets...........sorry, lost my train of thought there...........great to see those young people on the field and in the stands. Great game
Saw this in MD, all for you Jackson. Great motto for a bar

And this from outside Portsmouth OH, but then again much of the world is thankfully outside Portsmouth OH. Nothing makes me want to eat OH BBQ (if there is such a thing) like looking at a pig's ass crack hanging out of a pair of blue jeans. Yes, the name is Southern Moon

Ever been fishing here? Ever been fishing with me? Then you probably have fished here, enjoy those speckled trout. And this is an actual photograph. If you know me you know I'm not smart enough to PhotoShop this. It's between Columbus and Portsmouth

Did you know that that NASA's Voyager 1 was launched in 1977 and is now leaving the solar system and entering the Milky Way? It is traveling at 11 miles per second and is nearly 12 BILLION miles from the sun. Among other things inside of Voyager is a gold plated copper phonograph record with greetings from Earth and photographs. Wonder if other living beings will be able to find an old stereo to play it? Blows my mind, but so do a lot of things lately. Such as Durham author Michael Peterson getting a new trial.............wonder if that murderous owl is still alive and can tell us whoooooooooooo really did it? Sorry, couldn't resist that, too easy.
And while I'm pondering deep thoughts does anyone know why New Jersey always smells like Right Guard deodorant? Guess that is funny, and I guess I meant for it to be, but seriously, why?
Home for a couple of weeks, should be a fun time with family. Who knows what other trouble we can get into? Next week I'll tell you about my pre-Christmas "procedure" but I promise without pictures. Stay tuned.............................

December 9, 2011
Centerville or Circleville

One year ago I was landing in NYC looking down into Central Park and wondering what John Lennon would be like in his 70's if a madman had stayed home and watched Monday Night Football. What a shame. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a rotten banana.
Last Sunday afternoon I visited a small creek of the Neuse River and caught a few small speckled trout. Very therapeutic end to a stressful week; I've had quite a few of those lately with more coming.
Left the right coast early Monday morning and worked my way across central NC and up into Farmville VA in time to watch and participate in a ceremony involving Jackson. He returned his Entered Apprentice and received his Fellowcraft degrees. Pretty work there young man.
Then up to OH for a few days. Cold weather is here. Back to Portsmouth OH today, then Charleston WV and on home. Been a long week, going to be a long day but worthwhile as of this morning.
Francis Dietz from northern VA provided this chart which describes uhhhhhhhh someone's sense of humor. Well said Francis, now let's get to work on that Red Sox problem you have

OK, Free Masonry, eternal damnation, probably have already offended most of my readers so let's go for the remaining group: saw this in my hotel Thursday morning. Wonder why this tribe didn't have this meeting at the country club? Once again I know I am missing something, but that is a feeling with which I find myself more comfortable every day.

Home for paperwork over the weekend and then off to MD and beyond Monday morning. Hope I have enough clean underwear. And oh yes, Centerville or Circleville? When you are driving south from Columbus OH at 8:00 PM on a dark wintry night it is worth your while to know which bulging metropolis you are heading, it can add a lot of time and embarrassment to your trip otherwise.