Who Me?

Try to get this ear worm song out of your head: I'm looking over a .....................

....................................let me know if you can't solve that one, I'll have our grandson contact you.

Someone was arrested in California last week for the theft of two Chick-Fil-A cow suits, valued at over $5,000. They were arrested for trying to sell them on Craig's List on a Sunday. Get it? On a Sunday? Anyway it once again proves part of Darwin's Law....I hope. 

Years ago one of our friend's in the industry (no names please) wife tried to convince my wife to purchase some Kinkade paintings............"look at the light, it's the light"...............fortunately SWMBO never did. After Kinkade died we found he had some serious issues in his life, a very troubled man. Anyway last week this adaptation appeared online; I like it better than the original work.

And this from an online HVAC dealer; no need in paying the professional, I know someone who can do it cheaper. In our industry we look down on plumbers (all you have to remember is hot on the left, cold on the right, "it" flows downhill, don't chew your fingernails and payday is on Monday not Friday) yet the plumbing industry successfully sells $5,000.00 hand-painted bathroom basins while our industry cannot seem to add on any accessories which enhance the homeowner's quality of life indoors. OK, off my rant, enjoy the allegory.....if that's what it's called...................

And now for some senior citizen humor:

At Dink's hairdresser yesterday a lady came in, Linda said she would be taking care of her today as her regular hairdresser wasn't there. The lady became a little agitated, here's how it went:

Linda: she said you might be here today (Thursday) since you weren't here for your appointment yesterday (Wednesday)

Woman: I am here today for my appointment

Linda: you didn't have an appointment for Thursday

Woman: I know, that's why I'm here today

Linda: Today is Thursday

Woman: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kind of sad I know, but then I can feel a lot better knowing that that little old lady is driving down Arendell every day or so. Comforting isn't it? But not as funny as the Wednesday Dink date with the podiatrist. While waiting for the patient a little old lady came into the lobby with someone who appeared to be her granddaughter. Hilarity ensued as the granddaughter began filling out the new patient questionnaire.

young woman (yw): Have you ever had cancer?

ow (you can figure it out): who me?

yw: yes you

ow: no

yw: have you been injured?

ow: who me?

yw: yes you

ow: no

You get the idea, the receptionist closed the sliding window and I engrossed myself with an online game of hearts. When we left they were on about the 10th question. Who me?

And that's your reward for living a long life?

Fishing tomorrow with the FO; hoping he will give me a picture of the new boat and me one day