Florida Trip
February 9, 2013
What's rarer than seeing a MGB-GT riding down the road?
The correct answer is seeing two MGB-GTs riding down the road, and for extra credit, neither was on the back of a flatbed The story gets even stranger, they weren't together, must have been a rally somewhere.
See the resemblance? Neither do I, and I think a United States senator should be more careful about his words. Words often hurt, and I've been told Ahmadinejad was so upset by this insult that he threw his feces outside his cage.
Remember this guy. Kyle Larson. He's either going to knock every NASCAR fence down or be a champion in the future. He will drive in the Nationwide series next year, not for the best of the teams, but this guy has a boatload of talent. He'll be the KY that the Fishin Optishin likes. Wait a second, that sounded funny. Not that kind of funny, never mind
In New York a federal corrections officer was arrested for having sex with an inmate. Not only having sex, but getting pregnant. Oh, and it gets worse: the convict is a two time cop killer. Since prisoners are not able to have sex, pause for joke insert, she was arrested for sexual abuse and could face up to 15 years in prison. The affair lasted four months before someone blew the whistle.
The USPS will no longer offer Saturday delivery. It is still hard to believe they can deliver a letter nationally for $0.46. Sure the comedians all take their shots, but does anyone else want to do that for less than fifty cents? Still can't help but believe Lance Armstrong is involved in this, insert your homemade jokes here____________________________
The oldest known paratrooper was correct, this Cobra repli-car is polished aluminum. Want to hear it? Here is goes..............
Let's see, have I offended anyone in here? Ah yes relatives! Do you think incest is hereditary? Well the very fact that you're...........again, never mind. Best leave that one as a one-liner.
And Gomer really was gay all along. Well shazaaaaaam.
In town all week
