Spring Equinox

March 22, 2013

I still have something else to say.

This week marked Spring Equinox and I actually had someone ask me if I "balanced my eggs." I can do that trick any day of the year, as well as balance salt and pepper shakers and wine glasses, the trick is using salt. Sitting in first class many years ago I balanced both my salt and pepper shakers. The flight attendant was amazed (insert joke here). TAR can do it any time of the year without salt. I think I'll dunk her in the water and see if she floats or sinks. SHE'S A WITCH I TELL YOU, A WITCH! I always thought that was a funny criteria for telling if someone was a witch or not; let's see if you're not a witch you drown and if you are a witch we burn you at the stake. I think those crazy Salem citizens simply had some women they wanted to get rid of. Lose/Lose, don't like those odds

And speaking of slight of hand, take a minute and seven seconds and watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8NzQXS0D1U

Riding my bike is kind of like that. I've never flown an airplane at treetop height but I think it might be like that too. Trying to come up with a name for her, any ideas? Little Sorrel? 

And I learned something else this week, if you say the word "gullible" very slowly it sounds like "Can of green peas" Go ahead, say it very slowly and out loud, very slowly now, try it again............

Off to Florida again next week, and then maybe a week of vacation?