Dagnabit

I think that's one of the words Old Roy uses when he gets mad and doesn't want his freakin fans to hear what he really wants to say................. congratulations to him and his team on a well-earned victory last night...........having said that, this picture was in the paper last week, you couldn't look much stupider there coach. Nice gesture, come out and greet the students, all of whom are freezing in the cold for a game which thanks to ESPN was a little too late in postponing. And wearing shorts, nice look

Holy cow she really was a woman:

Mary Grace Canfield passed away this week, Hooterville will never be the same. I still can't get Lisa Douglass out of my mind; she usually wore her nightclothes around all day. Maybe Mr. Haney was selling something other than his junk; I'll let your mind wander on that for a while. 

I hope our associate pastor doesn't mind this re-issue from yesterday. A really funny shot of his daughter and dog on the beach yesterday during one of our first little hints that springtime is on the way.

Rest in peace Sanford Pittman; a great principal and Southern gentleman in every way. 

SWMBO put a picture of us before we got married on Facebook yesterday. As I was in the photograph, the quality of the photograph wasn't very high. The picture on Facebook was retrieved from my wallet, I carry it with me all the time. This picture is in my car all the time; I dare her to put this on the internetwebby thing. Haaaaacheeeeeeeemamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Those of you who remember sweet old Jesse might enjoy this likeness of the best dog ever. Jesse couldn't be shamed like this; however she would disappear if I cursed or looked at the back of the computer or printer. Sure do miss her even today, this dog looks a lot like her with her sloped ears. 

After I went to Mr. Pittman's funeral Wednesday I worked my way home through Rocky Mount and Greenville. A branch manager asked that I call on an e-tailer in town, so as I went out 33 I noticed a hotter than hot Cadillac CTS coupe. It had the upgraded brake package and looked like it could fly. As I pulled up beside it at a traffic light for the second time my tongue was hanging out while I ogled her beautifully styled body up and down. It was at that time I noticed the attractive young lady behind the wheel who was giving me the "you're an creepy creepy creepy old creep" look I've seen many times. Yes, that's a sign of getting old. Notice the car, didn't notice the pretty lady. 

But maybe that will change now, matter of fact, this could be a game-changer.....make that lifestyle changer. All of those years of exercise only to find out I could have been doing this? Screw the elliptical machine and the bicycle; I'm going to the beach. 

Daytona this weekend, go Tony go. Last night while watching the twin 150 races I asked my wife who was her favorite driver, who she wants to win, and who is the best driver of all time? Her answer to each question was you. Think I'll keep her around for another 30-some years.