Why or Why Not?

Amish girl water skiing and no response? I am truly disappointed.

Because 45 years ago last week he was buried. 45 years ago, something about that magic age of 27 that famous musicians (who abuse drugs) can't seem to get past very easily. Look it up, there are a lot of members in that club. But the music is here because I like that song and album, I hope you give it a listen. Great album too.........

If you're in sales and marketing an important tool is to target your audience. Here's an example:

Yes I know, she's hot. If you are a marketing guru at Emirates what cable station should you use to hit your target audience? Since they don't use New Bern I've never flown Emirates, but I've seen their flight attendants (drool) and I know the airline's reputation.....believe it or not I saw this ad on TBS. No offense, but I would have thought their viewers would be more interested in the sale this weekend at Wal-Mart....or the new NC "education fund" lottery scratch-off. Oh my! An offensive thought, but hang on it could get worse.

Rode the bike to Raleigh to get a repair, I hadn't even left the dealership before the mechanic flagged me down. The correct part number had been ordered, invoiced, received, was even labeled as the correct part number, but he noticed it was the incorrect part. Sooooooooooooooo I could just go home and try again another day. They were very apologetic but you know, I told them if I had driven a car up there and back with no success I would be upset, but I just drove my bike for a few hours, remember the thought process about the dog hanging his head out the window? Kinda like that. I've been trying to plan a three day bike trip since July, I guess it will be winter before I can get it up on the Blue Ridge Parkway and by then it will be too cold....oh fudge.

This is so wrong wrong wrong, but funny:

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This is wrong wrong wrong and NOT funny

Witch on a bicycle with a broom

Recently there was a Facebook post featuring a picture of my grandson Cooper, and how he has a history of taking bad pictures. There is actually a Riley family history of bad pictures and not being able to smile for the camera very well. In a reversal of family crooked smiles fortunes, oddly our spouses all have models' smiles. And since they married Rileys........for no apparent reason

Anyway while looking for artifacts in an ancient Rocky Mount abode this rare photo of me recently emerged; I was caught on camera trying to flirt with a young lady across the room, someone told me to smile at her

No, it didn't work.
More pictures you say?
Underneath the waves is Highway 12 going to Cedar Island. Turn around, don't drown

Our boat landing parking lot last weekend, there was a school of menhaden sighted and the snowy egret was prepared

 Last week I published a picture of a flounder in Freeman's parking lot, this guy must have seen it

 This is how much it rained, glad hurricane Joaquin stayed away, could have been really bad

 Shhhhhhhhhhh, I bought SWMBO some new shoes, all of the cool kids are wearing them

I did go by the church Wednesday evening to help them unload our New Mexico pumpkins. The truck arrived a little early, the unloading was planned exceptionally well, I basically picked up two pumpkins as Stuart May took my picture, ate some pizza and came home. No, not really, this is such a great way to earn some cash for the youth program and give a community face to our church. We've been doing this for several years and it is a wonderful program. I was on the first committee that initiated the plan, I was the only male in the room and kept suggesting we have a pumpkin pie contest. After the meeting I came outside and found my car keyed and all of the tires slashed. Coincidence? Just kidding, calm down, easy big fellow, steady....steady.............Thanks for the t-shirt Jackson, if you have old discarded t-shirts or hats please send them to me..........or knit shirts........or jackets.....I like jackets!

From the FO, a motorcycle trailer shaped in the form of a Mustang. If that don't beat all

While you're pondering deep thoughts such as why such a fan of the Mustang but riding a Harley...or why not drive a Mustang and tow a trailer that looks like a Harley? I'll give you one more to think about. Ever wonder who loves you more, your wife or your dog? Here's how to find out; lock them both in your car trunk for an undisclosed amount of time; take them for a ride with lots of sharp turns, come home and open up the boot. Guess which one will be glad to see you?

We were lucky last week. Out early Monday and home late Friday. Going to be a good week.